7 Useless Degrees That Universities Still Promote
Ever wondered if your college degree might be the academic equivalent of a screen door on a submarine? Some programs promise a golden ticket but often lead to dead-end careers.
The Uselessness Scale Unveiled
Determining what makes a degree “useless” requires a fair metric. We’re using a uselessness scale from 1 to 10—1 is truly useful, 10 is a complete waste. This is based on three factors: job market reality (are real jobs available?), skill-to-cost ratio (could you learn this independently for less?), and promotional factor (how much do universities oversell outcomes?).
Paranormal Psychology: The Ghost of a Degree
Paranormal psychology studies ghosts, ESP, and supernatural phenomena—topics most employers consider as valuable as a resume printed on a Ouija board. Universities market it as exploring the frontiers of human consciousness, but unless your goal is hosting a ghost-hunting show or running a psychic hotline, there’s virtually no industry demand. This program scores a perfect 10 out of 10 on our uselessness scale.
Psychology: The Dream That Doesn’t Pay
A bachelor’s degree in psychology appeals to those fascinated by human behavior, but nearly all meaningful roles—therapist, school psychologist, or researcher—require a master’s or doctorate. Graduates often end up in unrelated entry-level positions or social services jobs that don’t fully utilize their training. With over 100,000 students graduating annually, supply outstrips demand, leading to a 7 out of 10 uselessness rating.[verify]
Contemplative Studies: Deep Thoughts, No Depth
Contemplative studies focuses on meditation, mindfulness, and consciousness. It promises self-awareness and holistic insight, yet offers no concrete skills for most employers. AI chatbots can “deep think” at the click of a button, and teaching meditation rarely requires a formal degree. This track earns a 9 out of 10 on the uselessness scale.
Surf Science and Technology: A Wave Too High
Surf science claims to blend passion with career by teaching wave dynamics and surfboard design. In reality, surf industry jobs—retail, coaching, or product design—value actual surfing ability and certifications over a degree. Many roles rely on traditional engineering or environmental science backgrounds instead. This niche program rates a 9 out of 10 uselessness.
Pop Culture Studies: Netflix vs. Reality
Pop culture studies examines media trends, from Marvel blockbusters to TikTok phenomena. While it sharpens analytical skills, media employers prioritize practical abilities like writing, video production, or data analysis. Aspiring professionals are better off building portfolios than writing theses on reality TV. This degree scores an 8.5 out of 10 on our scale.
General Studies: The “I Don’t Know” Degree
General studies offers flexibility by letting students sample courses across disciplines. However, employers look for specialists rather than generalists, and anyone can access broad knowledge online or via certificates. Universities often steer undecided students here, turning it into a tuition cash cow with minimal career payoff. General studies lands at 9.5 out of 10 uselessness.
Art History: The Professionally Broke Degree
Art history students learn about movements, artists, and curatorial practices. Yet the museum and gallery world is fiercely competitive and nepotistic—most entry-level roles require unpaid internships or connections. Unless you pursue art administration or museum studies, the degree functions more as a conversation starter than a career springboard. It earns a 9 out of 10 on our scale.
Choose Your Tools Wisely
Education is valuable, but a degree alone doesn’t guarantee a job or success. Many alternatives—trade schools, coding boot camps, online courses, apprenticeships, and certifications—offer targeted skills and clearer career paths. Evaluate your goals and costs before committing to a four-year program. Consider resources like the Ultimate Learning Resources Tracker to find affordable real-world certifications that align with in-demand careers.
“A fancy $50,000 piece of paper might be worth less than the frame that you put it in.”
Actionable takeaway: Identify the specific skills required for your desired job and pursue cost-effective training—whether through a degree, certification, or self-study—to match real market demand.